Okay, so Henry Rollins is way cooler than the Sex Pistols ever were, since track marks and murdered girlfriends just aren’t all they’re cracked up to be, but punk rock lyrics are rather interchangeable at times. Moving right along…

Henry Rollins is preparing to launch the second season of the aptly-named “The Henry Rollins Show” on The Independent Film Channel. Rollins says he wants to be viewed as a Mark Twainesque commentator. He needs to work on the hairdo a bit, methinks.

“It would be great to finish out as a low-budget Mark Twain,” Rollins said about the trajectory of his career, referring to the 19th century American author noted for his wit. “People just liked to hear him speak on stuff.”

Does Henry Rollins clean up well or what? Dayum. I’ll watch him talk his left-leaning bullshit all day long, as long as I can turn down the volume and picture him naked.

UPDATE: Did I stutter? C’mon Vinnie, you wanna see a naked Henry Rollins too.