Even when Pete Doherty isn’t doing much of anything, he still manages to make headlines. Let’s see what’s on the roster today. Pete’s mommy declared that she’s writing a scathing work of literary nongenius about her troubled son. In particular, she aims to defame those who got him started on drugs. No word on whether she’ll discuss his crossdressing tendencies as displayed during a recent Babyshambles gig in Cologne:

Such horrid posture! Doherty certainly is no Kate Moss, but he does make a prettier girl than one would imagine. Surely the teeth and horrid body odor would kill the effect in person, but the floral dress, red bra, and auburn wig certainly do set off those puppy-dog brown eyes. I especially admire the fact that he managed to get runners in his stockings in short order. Stunning, is he not?

In other news, Pete also missed his May 12th court date due to his hectic shooting up touring schedule. Certainly, the paparazzi were disappointed that they wouldn’t be getting kicked in the face by a rock star in front of the Thames courthouse. Such a moment should be cherished akin to getting spit on by Billie Joe Armstrong at a Greenday concert. Only after the high wears off, does one realize that Billie Joe spits on everyone. Such is life.

- Thanx to the gay boyfriend, who excels at spotting drag queens from across the pond.