CRACK TOGETHER: Well, fuck me over a barrel. Pete Doherty has actually managed to complete his recent drug rehab stint, and to the surprise of some rock-concert goers over the weekend, Kate Moss spent an entire evening making out with Pete backstage:

“They got out of the car and held hands as they walked to the VIP area – laughing and touching each other the whole time. They were acting like a couple of honeymooners. You’ve never seen a couple so tactile. They were kissing passionately and didn’t leave each other’s side all night.”

Pete’s friends have expressed their shock at how “clean-cut and coherent” Pete has acted since finishing his recent drug rehab program. In fact, he’s said to be actually taking pride in his appearance, which suggests that perhaps he’s regained consciousness for the first time in years.

All of these improvements on behalf of Doherty are presumably due to his desire to win Kate back. After she ditched him last fall during her drug scandal, the ‘inconsolable” Pete filmed himself hacking away at his arm in an attempt to rid himself of an ill-advised ‘K’ tattoo. Classy.

Now that Kate believes that Pete is really done with crack and heroin, she’s accepted him back as a lover, and naturally, the bloke is bloody chuffed. According to a close friend of his, “[T]hey are falling in love all over again.”

When a past relationship revolved almost entirely around the act of doing drugs together, what does a couple really have in common otherwise? My guess is that they’re newfound personalities may not be as compatible as the drugged up, incoherent doppelgangers.