
Why yes, I do believe require a fair amount of assistance, but at a certain point, doesn’t one just toss up their skirts and give up the race to the finish? Settle down boys, slow and steady strokes sure as hell beat finishing first where it counts most. In the alternative, I would advise ditching the pursuit of Wonkette in exchange for five seconds of humping Molly Ringwald’s leg in manner of Farmer Ted. Heh.
On a semi-related note, OUCH.



















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Heh, indeed. As for that Slate article, every time I see the tee vee commercials and hear the warning about this sort of thing, my immediate reaction is, “Yeah, I remember being a teenager…..”