This is one for the “probably BS, but still entertainingâ€? file. Daniel Edwards, the sculptor who’s given us a sculpture of Britney Spears crowning in an unlikely posture and another of Suri Cruise’s first boom-boom, is reportedly working on a more ambitious project: a three-figure, X-rated panorama of Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Jennifer Aniston, all doing the nasty with each other. Now, that’s plausible. It’s tasteless and stupid, and it has the celebrity-whoring aspect that seems to be a hallmark of Mr. Edwards’ work. What I find less plausible is the comment of anâ€?anonymous sourceâ€? in the story:

They [Jolie and Aniston] are horrified by the work and will go to any lengths to prevent it from being exhibited. That includes teaming up against Daniel. But Brad doesn’t seem to be bothered by the threesome portrayal at all.

Call me naïve, but that doesn’t sound like Brad Pitt. And if that Britney thingie is an example of Edwards’ portraiture skills, the result isn’t going to look like Brad, or Jennifer, or Angelina. It will just be a tasteless sculpture of three people diddling each other in unconvincing ways. Although, to be fair, that sculpture of Suri’s poop was very convincing.

(H/t to WWTTD.)