Bless David Beckham’s little cotton socks, for he has succeeded in convincing his anorectic wife to gain some fucking weight already! Posh has pledged to start eating more than just sushi and vegetables, so that she can ready her uterus for child number four. Isn’t that romantic?
In other Beckham news, David and Victoria have teamed up to commercialize twin fragrances. This new endeavor differs from David’s own scent, Instinct, which was released just a few months ago. The twin set, called Intimately, will be released next month amid “some of the raciest shots ever seen of the photogenic couple.”
One wonders if Intimately will evoke the collective scent of their lovemaking. If that isn’t the case, I would urge Victoria to go ahead and name the perfume “I Married A Metro.”
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She looks just like a crackhead I saw on cops the other night, well her skin is a little better, but other than that they could be twins.
What is up with her face?
You know… I’m wondering if she’s annorexic because she doesn’t want to have any more kids. You know, like that old Warner Bros cartoon where the turkey goes on a diet and excersice plan so the farmer won’t kill him for Thanksgiving dinner. Maybe she’s going annorexic so she’s too boney to bang.
It’s really sad, she was hawt, the perfect curves; now it’s like she was shootin for a role in Schindler’s List.
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