When thinking of David Bowie, one visualizes his glam rock yesteryears or the somewhat more distinguished appearance he presents today, which is slightly compromised when he stands next to his drag queen wife. Whatever the case, one does not think of Bowie in the following light:
There’s nothing David Bowie enjoys more than sitting down with the grandkids and watching several hours of his favourite show in history. Bizarrely, the Thin White Duke’s favourite show is ‘SpongeBob SquarePants’, [sic] and he doesn’t just like it, he’s become obsessed with the comings and goings down in Bikini Bottom.
Oh great. I do suppose next someone will tell me Johnny Cash guest starred on Sesame Street. So much for the plateau of coolness.
