Hot damn. Here’s a look at David Duchovny, during his “Twin Peaks” stint for no other reason but that it makes me laugh, which is the general qualifier around here. If it makes you laugh too, then that’s a sweet little bonus. Methinks that Duchovny looks adorable if not slightly undignified in that shade of lipstick, but he probably enjoyed the hell out of the pantyhose.

Anyway, I’ve been wondering how Duchovny, the commonsensical BFF of Jason Beghe, is doing in rehab and how it compares to detox and rehabilitation for drug and alcohol addicts, who must then abstain from future use of their addictive substance. Obviously, Duchovny can continue, at some point, to have sex with his wife without falling off the wagon, correct?

These are the things that keep me awake.