A recent poll shows that David Hasselhoff ranks ahead of Brad Pitt as the most Googled male star in all of cyberspace, thereby proving Norm MacDonald’s old theory: geeks love David Hasselhoff. Granted, MacDonald was talking about Germans, and the two groups aren’t identical. Geeks, for example, rarely overrun Poland. And their enthusiasm for pointless, homoerotic sports is easily controlled.
To better understand the relentless appeal of The Hoff, go here. When you’re finished, go here and enlist in the campaign to make David Hasselhoff’s music bestride the UK charts like a colossus. And don’t give me a lot of backtalk on this one. I mean, we’re talking about The Hoff.
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Google The Hoff…
The Hoff is better than Brad Pitt. I will admit I’d rather look at The Hoff than The Pitt………
AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve torn my eyeballs from my head. Now I need clorox to bleach the parts of my brain that remember seeeing that image!
Pull yourself together, man. It’s not like I used the Recursive David Hasselhoff.
Miss Groovy, shake that thought out of your head right this instant!
Brad Pitt is teh hott.
Screw Halo, Half-Life, The Sims. I play REAL games like Wax on Wax HOFF.
Eeeewwww. Iccckkkk. Going to bed right this instant. Hopefully no nightmares.