Good news! Dame Gwyneth Paltrow has taken it upon herself to solicit inquiries from the lowly masses within her latest GOOP newsletter:
Dear Goop reader,
We’d like to take the opportunity to answer any questions you may have. Please send them to hello@goop.com in an email titled “GOOP questions” and we’ll respond to our favorites in an upcoming newsletter.
You know, I’d love to send GPal a lovely round of questions, but I really doubt that she’d be receptive to answering interrogations such as “Why are you such an insufferable bitch?” or “What’s up with that morphing nose of yours?” But someone does need to ask why Gwynnie seems so terribly fascinated with colonics and cleanses though.
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Please?
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