Most of us can name several film sequels that should never have happened. This matter is further complicated when a decade or more has passed before a long-awaited sequel hits multiplexes, and the inevitable aftermath is often described in rather graphic metaphorical terms. The more restrained viewer reports feeling as though a particular sequel has performed a “violation of my teenage years.” At the more hysterical end of the cinematic spectrum, another disenchanted filmgoer screams, “WHY MUST HOLLYWOOD ASS-RAPE MY FAVORITE THINGS FROM CHILDHOOD?!” This question is certainly a valid inquiry, if not discredited slightly by the overzealous use of all-capital letters.

Fortunately, Trey Parker and Matt Stone are on the case.

In the latest South Park episode, “The China Probrem” (available online), various characters are “haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event,” which just happens to be the recent Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull film. Essentially, this South Park episode features several daydream sequences in which Steven Spielberg and George Lucas are, quite literally, raping Indiana Jones. Of course, the visual interpretation of the “raped my childhood” metaphor is bound to cause some outrage, which I’d briefly pause to consider, you know, if I weren’t laughing so fucking hard. Poor Indy.