Greetings, Idiot Graduate of the Prestigious Institution of Law:
Only twelve weeks until the most important exam of your lifetime!!! Congratulations and welcome to the first weekly e-dissertation to the privileged students enrolled in our crappy bar review program. These emails will keep you right on schedule and help you in your ultimate goal of becoming a lawyer, so you can screw other people over on a daily basis.
Tip for Week One: Read and Follow Your Syllabus!!!!
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