As usual, I have my issues crossed, and what I meant to briefly talk about was the burgeoning initiative seeking Death TO Caps Lock.
I fully support this initiative, so long as we can somehow look forward to the end of screaming RED and BLUE text online. Could we work that into the international geek agenda somehow?
Also, vlogging is a major annoyance as well. If a blogger has to get her kicks out of videotaping blog posts while jumping on a mini-trampoline and flashing her rather ordinary boobies online, then perhaps she should go get a job shooting pr0n movies. After all, it’s just common knowledge that pr0n stars make far more money than mere bloggers.
In summary, put down the fucking videocamera and just WRITE.
WITHOUT THE CAPS LOCK.
Thank you, and have a fantastic day! 
P.S. Before you men shake your heads at my seemingly catty mood, check out Venomous Kate’s recent bitchslap on a related issue. Follow the relevant link as well, as it’s a mighty entertaining ride!
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Careful, there. Some of those boobie-flashing vloggers who hold down the caps lock and use multicolored text can get pretty nasty if you rile them up.
Death to capslock! Death to vlogging!
and btw, death to podcasts.
i’m not frontin u.
podcasts are boring, slow, and low info-content.
plus no links.
unless the podcast contain actual music.
(i miss jeff) *quiet sob*
We all miss Jeff.
AB, I agree with Capsoff as far as web contect and email goes, but I require the capslock for work. When typing certain messages up to HQMC, I have to use all caps. I don’t know why it is required, but it is. And good luck getting anyone at HQMC to say we don’t have to send messages in all caps.
THANK YOU! At least someone has the balls around here to do a blog entry on this topic!
Ummm, could I get a link to the mini-trampoline boobie-flashing vlogger, just so I can evaluate for myself?
No way! I refuse to reward such behavior with even a smidgen of free traffic.
Sorry, Minister of Propaganda, but you’ll have to go google the word “Juggs” for awhile.
No vlogging???
How could you not enjoy something like this?
Is there some way we could expand the fatwa to people who seem proud of being “first” to comment on a post? (see Perez Hilton’s Maniston link above for example)
I should think that beatings with stout sticks and Drano enemas should cure these intertube irritations…
If you’re so perfect, why do you need personal ads?…
Y’all aren’t going to believe this. I am fucking dying laughing!!! Especially after clicking some of the links! HAHAAAAAAA!!!!
(Predictably, the lame “excuse.”)
Agent Bedhead (as a “P.S.” on an unrelated but m…
HAYYY U AGINT BEDDHED!!! WAHT U GOT’S AGINST CAP’S LOCK NE-WAYZ!!!!! ME N SAIDEY LOU IS GONNA KICK UR AZZ!!!!!!
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