This just kills me. Apparently, men everywhere in the English-speaking countries want to look like the sooper hottie that Kate Moss recently dumped on his drug-ridden ass. Oooh baby, is there nothing cooler than getting arrested three times in one day?

Doherty’s look reverberates in both high and low fashion: For the past few seasons, he has been the muse to Dior Homme designer Hedi Slimane, who outfits his models in skinny suits, suspenders, and porkpie hats . . . And the disheveled ex-Libertines/Babyshambles frontman was just voted “Sexiest Man Alive” by the readers of UK music magazine NME – a sweep cited by the editors as “final proof that there’s nothing more alluring than a man who’ll steal your purse before pissing himself and getting arrested.”

Quite frankly, they had me at “pissing himself.” Now it’s time for the above-average intelligentsia to voice their opinions:

(This poll is now closed for voting.)