Sexier than a Playboy Bunny. Craftier than one of Charlie’s Angels. The Bond Girl is an essential component of any 007 flick, and she comes with a specific set of requirements: She must be bodacious, possess an outrageous backstory and, of course, she must traffic in delicious double entendres. – Forbes
Poor Denise Richards. Not only must she cope with the inherent limits placed upon a talentless woman in Hollywood and engage in regular court battles with the philandering Charlie Sheen, but now Denise has been named the worst Bond Girl ever:
The actress took the top spot in a poll by Entertainment Weekly for her turn as Pierce Brosnan’s love interest Dr. Christmas Jones in 1999′s The World Is Not Enough.
Tanya Roberts (A View To A Kill) and Corinne Clery (Moonraker) finished second and third respectively.
Ursula Andress was voted the best Bond girl for her iconic portrayal of Honey Ryder in Dr No, followed by Honor Blackman (Goldfinger) and Diana Rigg (On Her Majesty’s Secret Service).
Yeah, well. You people can just shove it, because Denise has been greenlighted by the custody court “to include her two children in a new reality TV show about her life as a single working mother in Hollywood.” The term “working” must not be a crucial element to this reality television plot. See what happens when those damned writers go away?
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She showed such promise early on, in terms of sheer boinkability at least. It’s too bad things have ended up like this. Part of the problem is that she is, if you’ve ever heard an interview with her, completely batshit crazy.
I can’t imagine being married to Charlie Sheen helped with that much.
She is truly the worst Bond girl ever.
I don’t know if she’s THE worst, but she’s pretty damn bad. Even Grace Jones was brilliant compared to her.
She was completely awful in that movie, there’s no doubt about that. Part of it was the casting director’s fault though; wasn’t she supposed to be a scientist or something? I remember laughing when she was introduced. It was ridiculous.
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As soon as I saw “Worst Bond Girl” I thought of Denise Richards. And yeah, a big part of the problem is she was playing a brilliant scientist. Lynn-Holly Johnson was probably worse in an absolute sense, but she was a figure skater playing a figure skater.
Are you freaking kidding me. Halle Berry is the worst bond girl ever. She was horrible I wanted to puck seeing her ugly ass walk out of the water towards Bond.
Are you freaking kidding me. Halle Berry is the worst bond girl ever. She was horrible I wanted to puke seeing her ugly ass walk out of the water towards Bond.