Carmen Electra may have shuddered upon seeing this People magazine photo of her two ex-husbands looking very cozy together. Out of these two freakish fellows, one can certainly tell who would function as the bitch in the relationship.

Don’t assume that these two are gay though, for Dennis Rodman just might be giving Dave Navarro a little romantic advice concerning the ladies. After all, Dennis claims that Carmen and Dave split because she is still in love with Dennis himself:

“Carmen called me six months ago. She told me I was the love of her life and she wished we’d stuck together.”

Yeah, that ten day marriage certainly was a love affair to rival Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall. Still, Dave Navarro might even need a bit of amateur counseling after he was photographed in a slightly compromising position with Tommy Lee. In case you were wondering though, Dave isn’t gay at all:

“I’ve come to realize through my experimentation over the years that I’m not gay, nor am I bisexual, I’ve never been aroused by a man, but I’ve been in situations where I could potentially be aroused.”

Just for the record though, Dave would like Johhny Depp to know that if it were possible for a man to arouse him – which it unquestionably isn’t – that man would be Johnny Depp. Not that he needs to single anyone out for a future serendipitous opportunity, but Johnny, if you’re listening, you alone are the only man for Dave Navarro.

On the other hand, Dennis Rodman is definitely not gay, because if he were gay, he’d never say things like this:

“To hang out in a gay bar or put on a sequined halter top makes me feel like a total person.”

“If I want to wear a dress, I’ll wear a dress.”

“For five years I’ve felt like the best prostitute in a high-class whorehouse. But all the other girls get paid more than I do.”

Carmen, baby, we need to talk. Heterosexual men are the only ones that heterosexual women should marry.