As if being a Yankee weren’t bad enough Page Six says the rat bastard has defiled one of the hottest and most expensive women in the world.
The Yankee shortstop went out in L.A. Tuesday night with his new squeeze, Jessica Biel . According to our spy, the couple were huddled in a corner of hot club Hyde, “laughing and giggling together.” At one point, Jessica, voted Esquire’s “sexiest woman alive” in 2005, went to the restroom and three girls quickly scurried over to chat with Jeter. But as soon as Biel returned, he put all his attention on her. The two left together. A Biel rep didn’t return calls.
Let this serve as notice Ms. Biel, we’re finished. Over. Done. Fineto. When he drops you for the woman voted Esquire dubs the “sexiest woman alive” in 2006 don’t come crawling back to me.
I’m not about to settle for sloppy seconds from the likes of Derek Jeter no matter how good looking, in a non-homoerotic kind of way, he is.
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Well, damn him from me, too! He’s supposed to love me and my best pal, not that…that hussy!
He’ll drop her when his first mistress, Baseball, comes back. He always does. Then he’s mine.
Heh.
I’ll take Derek Jeter’s sloppy seconds.
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List of Girls Derek Jeter Has Hit
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Mariah Carey
Jessica Alba
Vanessa Manillo
Scarlett Johansson (I think)
Adrianna Lima
Jessica Biel
You can’t stop Derek Jeter. You can only hope to contain him.
Derek Jeter is fucking hot, and that’s really saying something because baseball players are notoriously icky.
that list is way incomplete. There was also Jordana Brewster, and some Miss World from India, who was very beautiful.
I’d say he’s the “hottest” ballplayer since Keith Hernandez, who was just a big beautiful man. And a great first baseman!
Yes, the list is incomplete. Gawd knows how many New Jersey mallrats and sundry other non-famous chicks he’s hit.
Well…after seeing the Paris thing above. I mean Paris’ THING, I mean…egad.
All I can say is, if Jeter ever lowers himself – sinks down to Paris Hilton’s – (what am I saying) then he’ll be beyond redemption.
Can’t he find a nice wholesome girl who likes baseball?
I don’t think Derek Jeter should date Jessica Biel. They are totally the wrong couple. Who would want to go out with her. Derek Jeter…..your HOTT!!!!!!!!
Don’t let Ms. Biel control your life…stay single.
Derek…..don’t go out with her!!!!! Go out with me. I’m the one you want. Not that Ms. Thang!!!