Who says prison never improved anyone? Michael Lohan, father of the Trainwreck Formerly Known as Lindsay Lohan, has been there ever since an unfortunate incident involving drunk driving, assault with a deadly shoe, and subsequent contempt of court, and he”””s been sharpening his artistic skills like a lovingly whetted shank. Take, for example, this cartoon, which sums up his relationship to his daughter Lindsay in compressed, powerful, but murky imagery. Thanks to Defamer”””s brilliant deconstruction, however, every little piece of the puzzle falls into place.

Michael insists he thinks the world of his daughter and says, ”””I believe nothing I read about her unless I hear it from Lindsay herself. And she”””s always been honest with me.””? Which would make him an exception to Lindsay”””s rule, if you can believe anything she says. In fact, Lohan Senior, who has also become religious behind bars, doesn”””t have a harsh word to say about anyone. Not even Brandon ”””Firecrotch””? Davis. And for all this, Michael Lohan deserves our respect. He”””s shown more ability to turn his life around than Brandon Davis, and more artistic skill than Kfed and the Hilton sisters rolled into one big ball of non-talent.