“What’s dumber than Heidi Montag?” is practically a Zen koan of a question, mindblowing in its unanswerability. Amazingly, however, we now know the answer. The only thing dumber than Heidi Montag is the woman who says, “Why is Heidi wearing that mask?”, and that woman is Paris Hilton. Paris was accosted by some of those TMZ paparazzi who make everyone’s life a living hell, and when asked if she was worried about swine flu, she replied brightly, “I don’t eat that.” Sadly, here’s the video proof. Today the same paparazzi pestered her with the same question, and she told them she’d “studied up” on swine flu, and was now “scared of it.”
Now, I’ve thought (and written) many negative things about Paris Hilton. But as God is my witness, I really never thought the girl was as dumb as a stuffed frog. However, when it comes to current events–and diseases–she seems to be a walking abyss of ignorance. It’s possible the only person in the world dumb enough to believe that Paris Hilton picked up the herp from a dirty toilet seat is Paris herself.
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[...] “What’s dumber than Heidi Montag?” (Agent Bedhead) [...]
Oh dear Lord.
Here’s something i never thought I’d do…
Well. Here goes:
I don’t think, in this case, that I can hit Paris over the head for saying something stupid when entire other countries are spreading the fear of pork. US exports of pork are in jeopardy by those who should be at least somewhat brighter and more responsible than she.
Surprisingly, that wasn’t as tough as I thought it would be.
i never watch ur tv cus its so full of bullshit. especialy big ones about world pandemie & stuff. where are the millions dead from the cow stuff ? !?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?? & the millions others from the h5n1 ? ! ?! !?!?! !?!?! !?! ?! !??! !?!?!! !?! ?!!? you humans are so funny, its so easy to control u ! lol, a single threat & everybody’s home with a gaz mask
ready to kill ur neighbour for survival, i love u guys.
what the fuck is that ?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ur government last joke for sure.
As for Ms Hilton, she’s funny & i like her. Thanks to her i found out about ur latest terror called swine flu
have fun humans
Paris looks dumb! Her clothes look tacky! She likes to get some attention. She love to party and party. I don’t think Paris is not settled and she need to learn how to grow up. She is no star in Hollywood. She can’t sing, dance, and acting.
jmflynny– Granted, Paris’ comment was about as smart as the policies whole governments are following, but that is one helluva low bar for “smart.” Also, whacking Paris over the head is fun. I take my pleasures where I can get them.
[...] What’s dumber than Heidi Montag? – ABH [...]
Carry on…
Okay. I don’t feel too bad about the Paris bashing, but maybe there’s a trade-off.
Ever since I saw Tori Spelling accepting an award and thanking all those who called her ugly…and being really cute and self-deprecating, I have a hard time picking on her.
Maybe you can throw a kind word her way someday.
The girl is pulling your leg. She ’s so cynical and good looking she should have been born a Russian, wait a minute….she was!