It’s not easy to make audiences forget a resounding box-office triumph like Captivity, but Elisha Cuthbert may have found a way. Rumors are circulating that a sex tape featuring Kim Bauer and an unidentified second party is being shopped around to the highest bidder. To repeat: this is only a rumor. And, of course, even if the tape exists there’s no guarantee that it will ever see the light of day. There are numerous legal options here still to be explored. However, if I were Elisha’s publicist I’d urge her not to stand in the way of this hypothetical tape’s release. Sure, the lurid images might follow her through the rest of her career the way Paris will forever be associated with that awful fellatio tape. On the other hand, it might be enough to make people forget about her flirtation with torture porn, which would actually enhance her respectability. These things always have an upside.
(Via Ace O’ Spades.)
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