In a terribly blunt imitation of Nick’s lolimplants, we present the loldoherty in celebration of Pete Doherty’s eternal ability to avoid returning to prison for a second sentence:

Pete Doherty failed to attend a court appearance on Tuesday at which he was due to be sentenced for a string of drug offences because he has checked himself in to rehab.

The case was adjourned until October 2 after West London Magistrates Court heard the singer was receiving treatment for his addiction.

England really doesn’t want Pete’s junkie ass back in custody, do they? That would make prison far too cool, so I suppose it’s best to let him run his own minicountry. After all, if Pete stopped buying heroin, the entire economy of Afghanistan would perhaps implode.