Last night, Kate Moss and Pete Doherty got all dolled and drugged up to attend the London world premiere of the latest Bond flick, Casino Royale. However, the premiere organizers told Moss that she and Doherty were not welcome at the event, as they were not suitable guests to share the red carpet with Queen Elizabeth.
“Pete was desperate to go with Kate. She’s a fan of the films and was planning a special outfit to wear. But the organisers didn’t want them mixing with royalty on the red carpet – it’s a classy event and they were not considered right for the occasion. They’re gutted.”
That’s gotta sting. Even worse is the realization that Kate once dated Daniel Craig and his enormous penis but has now settled for the dimunitive Doherty copulatory gizmo.
Among the approved attendees of this glamourous affair were Sharon Osborne and Jamiroquai lead singer Jay Kay, both of whom aren’t exactly specimens of sophisticated and well-bred society.
Kate Moss isn’t fit for the red carpet? Tell that to the poor schmuck who just paid “a staggering £28,000 at auction” for a 1994 black and white photograph of Kate.





















5 comments
What’s worse is that they let in Paris Hilton.
pokies!
Kate looks awfully cold in that picture!
[...] Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are turned away from the London world premiere of Casino Royale, after someone very wise determined that perhaps Queen Elizabeth should not share a red carpet with a world-renowned cokehead. [Agent Bedhead] [...]
[...] Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are turned away from the London world premiere of Casino Royale, after someone very wise determined that perhaps Queen Elizabeth should not share a red carpet with a world-renowned cokehead. [Agent Bedhead] [...]
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