One of the nice things about Halloween is that for a few precious days the celebrities who are all up our collective nose the rest of the year pretend that they’re someone else. Neil Patrick Harris gets high points for creativity and general creepiness for his Killer Klown from Outer Space getup, seen in the picture. Meanwhile, Paris Hilton went to the annual Playboy Halloween party at Hef’s mansion over the weekend and got no points at all for disguising herself as a a slut. A slutty sailorette or a slutty Alice in Wonderland, depending on when she was seen. Something slutty, anyway. Teri Hatcher went to the Dream Halloween charity for AIDS-infected children. She also went with the Alice theme and looked entirely too convincing as the Queen of Hearts.
If the celebrity costumes are beginning to get tedious, click over to BWE and check out the Top 10 Most Humiliating Pet Costumes. You might as well make the most of this brief respite. Thursday morning the costumes will go back to the rental agency and the celebrities will change back into their usual selves. Except for Lindsay Lohan, who apparently will change into a pumpkin.
