This is horrid. Corey “I’m Ready To Work” Haim has been claiming that he dated Victoria Beckham in 1995, which would have been when she was actually Victoria Adams and not yet Posh Spice. To make this revelation even further embarrassing, the Haimster blabs that while he and Victoria were “like soulmates,” she was a really crappy kisser:

[I]n an extraordinary interview he humiliated his famous ex by saying: “When she kisses she does this little grrhh thing.

“What did it feel like? Like a girl gnawing on your lip!”

Good gawd, I do believe that I actually feel badly for Victoria. Then again, perhaps Posh figured her kissing skills were decent enough to avoid yet another pair of “expensively silenced lips.” However, at that point in time, the Haimster probably would have kept his mouth shut for an unidentified baggie of white powder. That’s quite the missed opportunity, mates.