So, we’re all well aware of the “separated at hellish birth” connection between Steven Tyler and Mick Jagger, but little did we realize that even Tyler slips a Mickey on occasion:
Steven Tyler of Aerosmith was at LAX getting on a budget flight to Reno. He was wearing beige Crocs, revealing toe nails painted dark red. When the security guard recognised him as a celebrity and asked his name, he cackled manically and claimed to be Mick Jagger.
This joke, while highly amusing, is probably a one-way scheme. I highly doubt that Mick has ever flown budget or pretended to be Steven Tyler. Now to the ultimate issue - has Aerosmith blown all its dough by hiring endless streams of young, hot chicks for its music videos?
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Wait. Wait. You lost me at beige Crocs and painted toenails. What was the question?
Actually, Mick Jagger’s starting to look like Tommy Lee Jones in his old age.
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We went to go see Lucy today. Upon seeing that picture of Jagger, my boyfriend exclaimed, “Ewww! Lucy had more flesh than that!”
Sad. You see the same sort of thing around the Greyhound station, November matrons whose wits have gone south, tarted up like ice cream sundaes
Such poetry! Dead on, too.
Does no one leave their dog at home anymore? There’s even a lady in my office (100+ workers) who brings in her dog a couple of times a week and it sleeps in a little portable bassinet-looking thing. I see more blind people without dogs.
Aerosmith is still together? I thought they died when ST experimented with run dmc.
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