All the really cool kids (i.e., people who aren”’t like you and me) know that the In-N-Out burger chain will serve you all kinds of stuff that”’s not listed on the menu if you just know the proper code words. A list of the secret phrases has been floating around the internet for a few years, so if for some insane reason you want to order a hamburger, hold the meat, now you’ll know how (it’s called a “wishburger”).

Recently, the Losanjealous blog revealed the super, ultra-secret menu items, known to but a few. This is food so cool that it wouldn’t even speak to you if it saw you in public. But now, thanks to the power of Al Gore”’s internet tubes, you too can go into In-N-Out and order the Monet and the Cold Karl. A word of advice: don”’t order the Billy “animal style.” If you do, you”’ll really regret it. Or so I”’m told.

(H/t to Defamer.)