I just don’t know what to do with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson any longer. Actually, that’s a lie… I’ve really got plenty to say here, but there are future plans for that ranting, so I’ll keep this short. As you can see above, The Tooth Fairy theatrcal trailer has arrived, and after those awful posters, things are now looking even worse. And just when things reach the ninth circle of hell as far as this movie is concerned, it becomes apparent that some genius producer okayed the bright idea of using The Cars for a soundtrack number. At this moment, I couldn’t even fathom covering all the voluminous details of wrongness in a mere blog post. At least Whatshisnuts had the decency to go shirtless for a few moments, but all the charisma and a panty-dropping smile will only last for so long. At this point, Johnson is merely running on laughing gas… and, sadly, we’re not laughing any longer.