Bond Villain #2: Max Zorin (Christopher Walken) of A View To A Kill
Max Zorin was created by Nazi scientists, who were attempting to breed a superior race of super-intelligent offspring. Instead, these kiddies turned into psychopaths. As an ex-KGB agent, Max Zorin aimed for world domination, but, in his spare time, he also enjoyed horseback riding. This could perhaps be the ideal sort of role for The Rock if he weren’t, you know, so blindingly Samoan.
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Ohh, that would be beyond awesome. Especially if he has that dementedly joyful smile on his face while chasing Bond around.
I’m going to spend some time hoping that that actually happens one day, seriously.
Oh jeez, Agent BH – the last picture made my brain hurt. Why are you getting all Cronenberg on us?
You are grounded from Photoshop you lady! Do not think I cannot spank you through the internets.
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Gah! I meant to say “young” lady. I am flying on antihistamines here.
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Hey, pulling a Cronenberg isn’t such a bad thing.
In theory.