Bond Villain #3: Zenia Onatopp (Famke Janssen) of GoldenEye
Finally, Bond villainess Zenia Onatopp personifies primal bloodlust like no other. This ex-Soviet fighter pilot babe tends to accomplish her bad deeds by first luring men into the bedroom. Then, she suffocates them by delivering a death grip from her thigh muscles. Concededly, this is perhaps not such a great villain for The Rock. Close, but no, uh, cigar.
Previously: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Officially Pussies Out
Original images: James Bond Multimedia
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Ohh, that would be beyond awesome. Especially if he has that dementedly joyful smile on his face while chasing Bond around.
I’m going to spend some time hoping that that actually happens one day, seriously.
Oh jeez, Agent BH – the last picture made my brain hurt. Why are you getting all Cronenberg on us?
You are grounded from Photoshop you lady! Do not think I cannot spank you through the internets.
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Gah! I meant to say “young” lady. I am flying on antihistamines here.
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Hey, pulling a Cronenberg isn’t such a bad thing.
In theory.