Whomever plotted the seating chart for last night’s edition of “The Grammy Nominations Concert Live!” deserves some Twinkies, mates. In particular, putting Dwight Yoakam and Katy Perry together at a presenters’ table was an act of minor genius. Just check out Yoakam, who entirely debunked his own rationale (the music) for wearing the cowboy hat, which actually serves to hide his tractor-beam gaze towards the tits. As if to prove my point, Yoakam took the stage and “hurriedly mumbled the country nominees like he had to be somewhere,” that is, back to the table of tits.
Here’s the full list of Grammy nominees, who will learn their fate at the January 31 winners’ ceremony. (Not that we’re interested in anything but Grammy moments like these…)
