Comments on: Eddie Van Halen Made Some Plans

By: Fonzie Weber

Fonzie Weber — Fri, 09 Mar 2007 20:40:24 +0000

Okay Bedhead, I said my other comment on your Kate Moss thread would basically be my only post on this site but you have backed me into a corner with this post about rock God and guitar legend Eddie Van Halen. I wish Eddie all the best and a speedy recovery.

12 steps Eddie.

Plus he got to see that One Day At A Time cutie Valerie Bertinelli naked numerous times!!!

By: baconboy

baconboy — Fri, 09 Mar 2007 11:53:25 +0000

Go Eddie! The real question is what made him go hard on the sauce again? If it was DLR we may have a problem.

I’ve already got tix for the Police in two cities, and I’ll buy Halen tickets if it really happens… but I’m not holding my breath. There aren’t enough shrinks in the L.A. area to keep those two from self-imploding when in the same space for too long.

I’d suggest the following to ensure a successful tour:

2 Tour Buses

2 Hairstylists (or a Hairclub for Men rep for Mr. Roth)

2 Dressing room areas

2 Soy Milk dispensers

2 Post-concert interview rooms (want to watch Eddie lose his mind, see his reaction when DLR is at a microphone that isn’t on stage)

…and the best part of this whole arrangement…

2 Valerie Bertinellis

(a boy can dream, can’t he?)

-bb

By: Agent Bedhead

Agent Bedhead — Fri, 09 Mar 2007 07:06:56 +0000

Amen. I think he can succeed at this, and I have a hell of a lot of respect for the guy.

By: Beth

Beth — Fri, 09 Mar 2007 07:00:55 +0000

Eddie Van Halen has tucked himself into a rehabilitation clinic for alcohol abuse

What, did he make some embarrassing remark in public or do something stupid like shave his head?

SURELY he couldn’t be in rehab for…actual rehab, could he?

All obnoxiousness aside, good for him. Yeah, I hope I can go see VH when he’s back in the game, but it can wait. Hell, we’ve waited for what, 20 years? I’m glad he’s getting his shit together.