OC star Samaire Armstrong has accused Liz Hurley of leaving the toilet at pal Elton John’s wedding without washing her hands.
“It was an amazing party. I sat beside Prince Andrew and Fergie.
“Sharon, Jack, Kelly and Ozzy Osbourne were there and so were Sting and Liz Hurley – who didn’t wash her hands when she left the toilet!”
I guess you can’t have everything, so it appears that when Liz Hurley made with the devil to keep her body fandamntabulous she forgot to mention personal hygiene.
’sokay though Liz, we, we being me, still find you doable. Plus those little lapses in manners / hygiene happen to the best of us. When I was traveling in Canada a couple of years back I did nearly the same thing, well assuming Lizzy wasn’t growing a tail. As I headed out of the men’s room a guy says “You know here in Canada they teach us to wash our hands after we’ve used the pisser, eh”. “Funny” I said, “’cause back in the States they teach us not to piss on our hands”.
h/t: teh superfish.
