Julia Roberts niece is on the fast track to become a Hollywood starlet, if Reese Witherspoon and Drew Barrymore don’t sacrifice her to the gods of youth and vitality first. Emma was on The Early Show talking about her new role as Nancy Drew.

…in this movie, Nancy tackles her first murder-mystery and travels back in time through her investigations. The plot gave Roberts a chance to become acquainted with old Hollywood, which she discovered she loves.

“It’s just so mysterious. It’s just so much more glamorous and everything,” she said. “I think everyone loves the idea of way back when in Hollywood … So it was such a cool thing to bring Nancy Drew and Hollywood together and see how, you know, it played out.”…

..”I really like, like, Reese Witherspoon and Drew Barrymore,” Roberts said. “They’ve been acting since they were younger.”

Emphasis mine.

Once Reese hears that she’s been called an old hag Nancy Drew is probably going to have to solve the case of another missing actress. I heard she once threw her kid’s nanny from a 14th story looking at her cross-eyed. Drew probably won’t care, ’cause well, she’s kind of old, especially if you judge by boob saggage.

Of course I guess everything seems old when you were born in 1991.
STAY THE HELL OFF MY LAWN, damned punk kids, with their new fangled scooters and heey-shoes.