Don’t get me wrong: I like Taylor Swift. She’s cute as a button, she has a delightful personality, she writes her own songs, and she seems genuinely surprised by the level of success she’s achieved. It’s like someone took all of Katy Perry’s good qualities and made a separate human being out of them, then used the remainder to make Katy Perry. That said, she’s become so ubiquitous that 48 hours without hearing about Taylor Swift would be very welcome indeed. Hell, 48 minutes would be a nice little break. And, if Mike Walker of the National Enquirer can be believed, she’s about to become even more omnipresent. Taylor Swift + Twilight = the perfect storm of teen celebrity:

Producers are “absolutely convinced Taylor will kill in the role [of Renesmee, Bella's daughter],” said a source. “She has unbelievable presence, and they think she and Taylor Lautner project great chemistry together.”

Two kickers here: First, Stephenie Meyer has yet to write a fifth book, and her interest in doing so seems a bit tepid. But at this point, she could scrawl a vague concept involving a time machine and a talking pie on the back of a cocktail napkin, and the producers would be happy to run with it. Second, this project would be at least two movies down the road, and the shelf life of both Taylor and Twilight is a little problematic. Delay too long, and Bellazapoppin’ or whatever they call it could be 2013′s most hotly anticipated movie of 2009.