Say what you will about Marilyn Manson: he knows how to lure a woman back into his clutches. Apparently it’s all about writing a song called I Want to Kill You Like They Do in the Movies and dedicating it to your lost love, or telling the press, “I have fantasies every day about smashing in her skull with a sledge hammer.” It’s an unorthodox technique, but evidently that’s the secret to winning back Evan Rachel Wood, because now the batshit insane young actress and the aging but highly successful rocker are back together again.

Perhaps you’re thinking that “batshit insane” sounds a little harsh and judgmental. Sure, she and Marilyn are an unorthodox couple. But Evan has done some interesting work, and she’s pretty enough that certain incredibly shallow people (me, for instance) would forgive almost any misbehavior on her part. But let’s look at who she dropped in order to return to Manson (picture below the cut):

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