Self-admitted (as well as diagnosed, unsuccessfully treated, and still hitting 80+ women per month) sex addict Russell Brand might just be the most extreme man whore in popular culture today. This man will exchange bodily fluids with just about any halfway decent-looking women who shows interest, but, interestingly, Russell draws the line at merging his “perfect storm of STDs” with that of a certain firecrotch, who unsuccessfully attempted to seduce the British comedian at P. Diddy’s recent annual White Party:
Lindsay’s immature behaviour and desperate attention-seeking is a massive turn-off for Russ.
A source said: “Lindsay is a very good-looking girl and she is used to getting what she wants. Russell has been on her radar for a while now but he doesn’t want anything to do with her. He finds her constant craving for attention and her heavy drinking a turn-off. It’s not like he is short of female attention anyway.”
Correction: Lindsay used to be a fairly attractive girl. Now, she looks like this on a good day:
P.S. Good luck with that piece-of-crap production company (otherwise known as “postponing the inevitable”), La Lohan.
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So sad. She used to be not just reasonably attractive but hot as hell. Now she’s orange and well on her way to being wrinkly thanks to a steady diet of alcohol, coke, and cigarettes. I seem to recall her being an actress at some point as well.
I enjoyed her performance in Mean Girls.
Damn, that is sad. When even Russell Brand doesn’t want to see you naked (and I get the feeling he would bone Kirstie Alley just for the hell of it), that could be considered rock bottom.
that is sad i miss the lindsay before she lowered her Standards and became a les.. she shud AT LEAST TRY TO SALVAGE HER IMAGE but i dont think she really cares anymore to try becuZ of deppression and i guess id be deppressed if i ga ona site like this and read all this crap about myself so maybe idk weRE not really HElping the girl by talking shit ? Call me Crazy but thats just common SEnSE?<>maybe?<>..
Flea: I completely agree, if by “performance” you mean “boobs”.
Flea just had to pull out the Mean Girls card, I see.
It was her finest hour.
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