Apparently, that story about Ewan McGregor’s love for Wonderjock was a direct result of a publicity stunt by the Austrailian underwear firm that makes the product. The company has issued to Ewan an apology that essentially states the actor needs no “lifting and promoting” of his nether regions:
The company behind the manhood-enhancing underwear has now acknowledged the McGregor story was incorrect, but confirmed the actor had bought other styles of AussieBum pants, according to the Sydney Daily Telegraph. A spokesman tells the publication, “He’s a fan of the brand generally and has bought several different items from the range, but certainly not the Wonderjock. Given his reputation, we doubt very much there would be a need for this.”
Exactly. Anyone who’s watched Velvet Goldmine can certainly draw a few conclusions about men with big moles.
Thanx to the #1 Ewan McGregor fan.




















4 comments
Exactly.
Moley moley moley!
I’m pretty sure this was all an elaborate plot on Ewan McGregor’s part. After all, he now has an official document stating that he’s magnificently well endowed. Now I just have to figure out who I can trick into giving me one of those….
Can’t. Think.
I just loooooooove a man in a kilt.
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ewan mcgregor does not have a small penis his penis is sooooooooo perfect and im glad he feels so great showing it off so all i have to say he is the most perfect looking guy i have ever seen so sexy