Sometimes comedians surprise us with their deadpan seriousness, but most of the time, these funnymen are clearly joking:

Chris Rock has been enjoying his time in London and popped into Rough Trade records to do some shopping. Staff were so excited they asked him to sign the ceiling.

He wrote “I love crack.”

While this is an admittedly amusing act that clearly lampoons many current and former artists of the Rough Trade music label, Chris Rock is still sort of on my shit list concerning his unexpected nakedness in Kevin Smith’s Dogma. Before that terrible big screen moment, I had never before realized how much I really never wanted to see Chris Rock’s naked ass. Yet, in exponential detail, there was the quite naked ass of Chris Rock in all of its glaring glory. Still, it could have been worse if, say, either of the Jay or Silent Bob characters had disrobed. Next?

The Houston Museum of Fine Art recently opened a new exhibit on Pompeii. The launch had a smattering of local dignitaries and celebrities, including Chevy Chase. As the evening drew on guests were bemused to hear Chevy over the tannoy saying he’d lost something and if anyone found it could he have it back. Nothing more was heard about it, except the museum staff did later find a bag of weed in the Gents.

Admittedly, I’ve not nothing on this one. However, if one were to pick between stars of any given Chevy Chase film, such as Caddyshack, Blll Murray wins any damn day.

Thanx to Popbitch.