It looks like Queen was on to something.

THERE are a few exceptions which will always stand out, but most female stars yearn for a diminutive derriere.

However, it appears that the small and slender bottom is very much a recent trend after an archaeological discovery revealed how Stone Age pin-ups were far from size zero.

Ancient carvings depicting the female form 15,000 years ago reveal that prehistoric women were revered for their curvaceous bodies and prominent buttocks.

The most popular were the cave-dwellers’ equivalents of Kylie Minogue, whose renowned behind is the world’s most popular posterior.

Now I’m not one to be argumentative, but the Daily Express might be a tad bit off base when they say Kylie Minogue has world’s most popular posterior. I’d be willing to bet that Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce both have the backing to give her a run for that title.

See ladies, it’s not our fault we’re, well a select group of us, are ass men. Its genetics and we all know you can’t undo millions of years of evolution. I’m just kind of curious how pissed of that guys wife / mom was that he’d drawn pr0n on the walls of his bedroom bedcave. If she’s anything like today’s women he never heard the end of it, at least until global cooling caused that pesky ice age to kick in.

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round….