Michael Lohan is at least half the reason Lindsay Lohan is so terminally fucked up (the other half being Dina Lohan, and yet a third half being Lindsay herself), but once in a blue moon he does something less than utterly contemptible. So the man deserves a tip o’ the hat for taking out a cease and desist order against Perez Hilton, aka Mario Lavendeira, aka terms not used on this blog, notwithstanding our free hand with the f-bombs. The order is based partly on Hilton’s nasty habit of covering pics of Mr. Lohan’s daughter with pixellated splooge, and partly on the fact that the guy is such a relentlessly infantile rat-bastard:

I’m taking legal action against Perez Hilton with, first and foremost, a cease and desist letter, so that he stops with the pornographic and the obscene material that he has on his website.”

I’m none too comfortable to find myself in the position of rooting for Michael Lohan, but–c’mon, this is Perez Hilton. Satan himself could go after the guy and I’d find something nice to say about the therapeutic aspects of demonic possession. You’d have to get down into Jon Gosselin territory before it was even a close call.