It seems unbelievable that it’s taken us this long to reach this point. The Tiger Woods scandal has been dragging on for — what? A week now?–and only today are we hearing that the inevitable pr0n film is in the works. Apparently the big sticking point was finding the right actor (Tyler Knight, who hopefully performs better than his namesake inflatable love doll–see the customer reviews), but once he signed on for the making of (*groan*) Tiger’s Wood, “everything immediately fell into place”:

This really is a story that has captured America’s attention. We’re excited to bring it to the public in such a short amount of time, and we may have another release depending on what happens in the near future.

“Another release in the near future” seems entirely too snarkily ambiguous in the context of this genre. Still, the woman (Meredith Christopher, executive producer for Adam & Eve Pictures) has a point. Tiger’s floozies are skittering out of the woodwork like the opening scene in a Raid commercial, and his story could yet become the Star Wars of low-budget exploitation pr0n. My sympathy for the guy is nonexistent, but right now he’d probably give anything to be frozen into a block of carbonite.