The Charlotte Church / Cheryl Tweedy war is back on! After Girls Aloud singer Cheryl took a swipe at porky Char over her Walkers Crisps commercial - "The one where she’s stuffing her face? I think that’s quite appropriate!" -  Charlotte has hit back, & is threatening to get physical:

"I just think she needs to grow up & get a hobby – golf or something, but just stop having a go at me ‘cos it’s getting pathetic. First of all it was quite funny – but now it’s just pathetic. I’m going to knock her out if I ever see her."

Charlotte could be feeling touchy on the subject of heft, having recently admitted she looked like a "fat cow" & having to deny she was preggers: "I am sick of seeing me looking like a right heifer." 

The Welsh heifer livened up the Glamour Women of the Year Awards in London, startling the proper audience when she accepted her award in a fizzy Hawaiian frock & announcing "I feel like an a**hole because I look like I’m on top of a f*cking cake."

She dedicated the award to her "gorgeous, wonderful, beautiful boyfriend", preening footballer Gavin Henson, gushing, "I would be an absolute waste of space if we ever split up." Henson, for his part, wore blue suede shoes.