It was a Cinderella story. Fourteen-year old girl receives iPod from mother, and presumably is ecstatic to receive an iPod at such a young age. (Damn those kids these days – I had to wait until age twenty-eight to get my own iPod, and I had to walk uphill both ways to the crappy Best Buy to buy it myself.)
Yet I digress. Girl opens sealed iPod box to find very unexpected contents – a piece of raw meat. An (ir)responsiblle former employee of the store has been charged with tampering, but I wanna know what they did with the meat. WWVD™ ?
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Sniff it. If spoilt feed to boss. If good feed to dog.
Pshaw…everyone knows Vman would have beat it.
Are we talking Michael Jackson “beat it” or the more widespread notion of…
Rhetorical question.