At Agent Bedhead, we’re rarely accused of excessive niceness. But two posts in a row featuring paparazzi pics of Tom Cruise seems like almost more punishment than the dwarfish cult-weenie deserves. Almost. It certainly seems worth noting that Tom has finally found a look for Katie that he finds attractive, even sexy–call it the Tom Cruise look. At a cocktail party for Katie’s play All My Sons, the couple appeared in matching suits that made them look like a metrosexual knockoff of the Blues Brothers. As the link ruefully noted:

She could have looked so lovely but instead her fans were left disappointed. It looks like her alleged plans to become a fashion designer might have to be put on hold as the only person who seems to be like her new look at the moment is Tom Cruise.

Here’s a hint: If you’re trying to convince people that you’re attracted to women, don’t insist that your significant other look like a man. It’s a bit sketchy for Lindsay Lohan, and perhaps even less convincing here. Celebitchy has lots more pictures of the lovely couple, including plenty of face shots. You can easily tell who’s who in those: Tom is the shorter one, with more delicate features.