Comments on: For Your Inner Smelly Whore

By: Just Me

Just Me — Tue, 20 Jun 2006 18:25:42 +0000

Can I sue?

By: GroovyVic

GroovyVic — Mon, 19 Jun 2006 20:30:37 +0000

What ever the age of the guy, I R A Darth Aggie, they’d better tie a board to their arse so they don’t fall in to that hell pit.

By: I R A Darth Aggie

I R A Darth Aggie — Mon, 19 Jun 2006 19:46:18 +0000

Cream of Some Young Guy? Wouldn't that be Cream of Several Young Guys? or maybe even Cream of Some Young and Some Old Guys?

By: Agent Bedhead

Agent Bedhead — Mon, 19 Jun 2006 17:54:17 +0000

I’ll see what I can do.

By: Flea

Flea — Mon, 19 Jun 2006 17:12:10 +0000

Agent Bedhead: “The problem is that I have no idea now I would go about persuading you to rub your pits on fabric and FedEx them to me.”

I might.. might… be persuaded by pics of a leggy secret agent in a leather Deathdealer outfit but I am not promising anything.

By: Beautiful Atrocities

Beautiful Atrocities — Mon, 19 Jun 2006 16:56:15 +0000

It sounds sickeningly sweet. Can Agent Bedhead hit Target today & do a test run on it?

By: Mr. Atoz

Mr. Atoz — Mon, 19 Jun 2006 15:47:56 +0000

Good grief, Jeff. Welcome to Agent Bedhead, the PBS of gossip/humor blogs.

I’m not sure which two scents Britney thinks you combine to produce “cupcake accords,” but I’ll bet that Hostess Twinkies are in there somewhere.

By: beautifulatrocities

beautifulatrocities — Mon, 19 Jun 2006 15:11:17 +0000

An Accord is the perfumery equivalent of a Chord in music. A blend of 2 smells that produces a 3rd different and distinctive smell. An Accord may be a simple mixture as already suggested or may consist of many materials. It particularly applies to where each component material is in balance and harmony with each other material so that one no single component can be detected. An accord is usually a small part of a perfumes structure just as a Chord is music acts as a single note in a symphony.

By: Will

Will — Mon, 19 Jun 2006 14:53:53 +0000

I’m still searching for a reason, aside from her being wealthy, as to why she is famous and why anyone would run out and buy her perfume, body spray, album or any other wretched thing with her name on it.

By: Mr. Atoz

Mr. Atoz — Mon, 19 Jun 2006 14:19:58 +0000

I''''''ve been Googling around, and the term ''''''cupcake accord''''? doesn''''''t even exist outside of the press release for a Britney Spears perfume. I say it''''''s a typo. Either the stuff smells of cupcake cores, a cupcake''''''s accordion-pleated paper holder, or it smells like a Honda Accord driven by a cupcake.

By: GroovyVic

GroovyVic — Mon, 19 Jun 2006 12:10:03 +0000

Um…ugh…Eau de Coochie. Essence of Pubes. Cream of Some Young Guy?

By: Agent Bedhead

Agent Bedhead — Mon, 19 Jun 2006 04:26:40 +0000

Flea! If I could make you prove that, I would. The problem is that I have no idea now I would go about persuading you to rub your pits on fabric and FedEx them to me. Oh hell, on second thought, never fucking mind. I guess I might as well just hit the “submit” button now.

By: docweasel

docweasel — Mon, 19 Jun 2006 03:43:26 +0000

I thought she already had a frangrance for sale?

http://members.cox.net/vegasj6/skanque.jpg

By: Flea

Flea — Mon, 19 Jun 2006 02:30:19 +0000

I’ll have you know my armpits emit a natural aroma of cupcake accord.

By: Agent Bedhead

Agent Bedhead — Sun, 18 Jun 2006 22:47:07 +0000

What in the hell is “cupcake accord” anyway?

By: beautifulatrocities

beautifulatrocities — Sun, 18 Jun 2006 22:25:28 +0000

It's quite lucrative:

"In September 2004, Spears released her first fragrance, Curious, a floral scent featuring Louisiana magnolia and golden Anjou pear, for which she earned a reported $12 million. The fragrance from Elizabeth Arden had the biggest sales debut in history, breaking the record for first-week gross for a perfume. After one year of sales, the product netted more than $100 million. Curious was the top-selling fragrance of 2004 in department stores, and in 2005 it was honored by the Fragrance Foundation as Best Women's Fragrance. Following the success of Curious, in September 2005 Spears released her next Elizabeth Arden fragrance, Fantasy, a fruity scent featuring red lychee, golden quince and cupcake accord. Fantasy too became a top-selling perfume during the holiday season of 2005."