Virgil’s words perhaps did not run through the mind of the prankster who sent x-rated fortune cookies to a fundraiser hosted by a Brooklyn politico.

The 350 cookies stuffed with “the most graphically lurid” fortunes got mixed up with a batch of 1,750 cookies ordered for the Chinese New Year event, Borough President Marty Markowitz said Friday. Some guests “were stunned, to say the least.”

“I’m sure they were meant for a raunchy bachelor party,” he said. “They were not cutesy. Triple X to say the least.”

Sorry for the massive quotation there, but I decided to be lazy like the rest of the bloggers who know not how to paraphrase. Feh. So I’m guessing that this doesn’t qualify as terribly lurid:

You can go make your own prOn cookies here: Fortune Cookie Generator. Tell them Agent Bedhead sent you.