Good gawd, I would sure hate to be this guy walking into work this morning:
Unbelievably, this prosecutorial lawyer clutched a chalkboard during closing arguments and proceeded with his rendition of quasi-medieval torture and unwitting death at the hands of a dominatrix. With no body, no blood, and apparently no evidence to work with, the prosecutor sought to convince jurors by his performance of what he thought happened to the victim.
“Thank you for your demonstration,” The judge was unimpressed, as was the jury. The dominatrix was acquitted of all charges.
The prosecutor immediately went home to rewatch the S&M episode of CSI: Season Two.
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Bring a gimp to work day…
You may have noticed the slight change for today in the banner. Ever the astute blogger Madam Sadie informed us its national “Bring A Gimp to Work Day”. Don’t mind the strange looks he’s givin’ you, the Gimp is just……
Maybe the guy would have won his case if he had done that whilst completely naked save for his black dress socks.
And thank god the dismemberment charge was dismissed!
The dominatrix was acquitted of all charges.
Well, at least she got off.
Brian, we don’t know the full details of the *ahem* business transaction. He just may have.
That would have been a priceless closing argument to have on tape.
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