From Now On, Nothing But Catblogging

Or possibly knitting tips. Either way, the news that Lindsay Lohan is going to AA means that something like 85 percent of the content of this blog will have to change. It’s good news, of course, that Lindsay is trying to pull herself together, but not for those of us who have been deriving a certain mean-spirited pleasure from watching her trainwreck of a life. The only silver lining here is that Lindsay won’t be taking the pledge until she finishes shooting her current project, The Best Time of Our Lives. Makes sense. If Lindsay showed up on the set without bleeding sinuses, a cottonmouthed hangover and a water bottle full of Grey Goose, she probably wouldn’t even know where she was. Or who she was, for that matter.