Still three weeks to go until the sixth season of 24 kicks off with a two-part, two-night marathon premiere (which lasts something like eighteen hours all by itself). In the meantime, maybe this Christmas trinket from FoxTV will hold you. It”””s utterly bogus, because the video”””s nearly two minutes long and not a single person gets shot in the thigh. And the payoff is boringly corporate. It would have been much better if Santa had looked at the little girl and said, ”””Let me tell you something, kid. The only reason that you”””re still conscious is because I don”””t really exist.””?

And, even though YouTube has taken it down (bastards!) you can still click here to see the classic ”””Jack Bauer Taking Down a Christmas Tree””? video at the somewhat NSFW Humping Frog. (Via I”””m Not Obsessed.)