Those Berlin babes really know how to party, recht? The George Clooney waxwork at Madame Tussauds Berlin has been dressed up as Santa Claus, but there’s just one problem–Clooney doesn’t look like that. In fact, he’s never looked like that. Still, I gotta give the museum credit, for it must have been a tossup between the Worst Batman Ever and Boris Becker, and they probably made the right choice. Fortunately, the Führer was out of the running because some dude ripped the head off Hitler’s waxwork, which, if you really stop and think about it, makes more sense than letting the coward off take himself out in the privacy of his own bunker.
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This photo shall haunt my dreams. Holy crap that is disgusting.
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I hate to say it but – in all honesty – these girls couldn’t probably get better than a man made of wax. I mean… geez!
Oh cmon, two of them aren’t bad. The other one… I’m sure has a very nice personality.
You talking about Clooney’s nipples or the chicks?
As a matter of fact he is NOT wearing bat nipples under that jacket. But I know he’s not wearing the pants either!
In fact, he looks like one of the Thunderbirds, doesn’t he? I dunno which one; the only brunette I can remember was that useless chick who stayed back at base all the time and was probably sleeping with the dad.
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